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I laughed so hard, I thought I was going to have a stroke! True story – “Kevin Hart: What Now” is hilarious. I really did feel as if I was going to bust blood vessels from laughing!
I purposely left a set in between me and the first group of people in my row (I would have given the seat up if someone needed it, but it never came to that) because I was worried that the people sitting next to me were going to get mad at me. “Reason why is” I can’t watch Kevin Hart and not crack-up and when I crack-up, it’s LOUD! However, there were two seats on the other side of me. Two nice young women asked if they were open, so of course I said, “yes.” I struck up a conversation with them about how much I loved Kevin Hart. Luckily, one of them (the one sitting closest to me) saw him live and was a big fan. As soon as the movie began, I was so happy she sat next to me because Kevin did what he does best – – make us laugh!
Kevin was firing off one funny “true story” after another; each one funnier than the last and the two of us were screaming with laughter from the very first joke! It was as if she was my “sista from another mista” because she laughed just as loud as I did, she held her stomach and moaned from the laughter pains, just like me! She even sat up trying to get air, just like me! The movie was so funny that so many times I laughed so hard that no sound came out, because I was losing oxygen (she did the same thing!) We weren’t just laughing, we were losing our minds and it was the best feeling ever!! I can truthfully say, I never laughed so hard and so much at a movie, in my life and having a “laughing partner” felt so liberating! Of course, the rest of the theater was laughing too, so there was no way they could get mad at me. Honestly, you’d have to have been in a coma not to laugh.
“What Now” is somewhat of a documentary movie. It is Kevin’s stand-up comedy routine, which he performed in front of a record-breaking, sold-out crowd of 50,000 at the Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on August 30, 2015. It was the first time in history that a comedian sold out a football stadium. Kevin wants to make history again by breaking box-office records for this opening weekend by showing the film around the world. If you follow @kevinhart4real, he’s asking everyone to help him make history this weekend. He’s using the hash tag – #ComedicRockStarShit for all posts related to “What Now.”
The movie can also fit into the action, drama, and comedy, movie genres. It opens with a James Bond-like title sequence. At first, you will think it’s an action comedy. For the first ten minutes or so, it’s a comedic parody of a Bond movie, featuring Halle Berry as herself but as Kevin’s “Bond-girl.” Kevin is agent 0054! This movie within the movie satirizes all of the cliché things that happen in spy movies. For example, there’s a room labeled, something like “convenient changing room with clothes that fit Kevin Hart!” There is even a bloody shootout scene, which is rather gross and actually made me and my “sista” cover our eyes. Therefore, besides for the language, the bloody scene also makes this an adult only movie.
When the “mission” is accomplished, Halle and Kevin make it to the venue, where Kevin shoots up an elevator shaft onto the stage, and the concert begins. It was so awesome to see the aerial shots of the sold-out stadium! Kevin teared-up when he took his final bows. You can tell how grateful he is to have been able to go back to his hometown and sell out the stadium. It was as if that moment was when he realized he made it as a star! It’s inspiring to see someone who has worked hard, realize his dream. I also have a lot of respect for big stars who are not afraid to be humble. My favorite part, which made me love Kevin even more, was just before he left the stage and thanked the crowd. He told the audience to “look around,” he said, “I see every race, ethnicity, and nationality possible. I see some of everybody. We all came under the same roof and we laughed tonight. If you can laugh together, you can live together; if you can live together, you can love together. I live by those rules and I’ll be damned if I didn’t see that s**t here tonight. . . in my city I made history. . .and this has been the best night of my f**’n life. ..” You can actually find video of this moment posted by a fan on YouTube. I didn’t post the link here because I try to keep my content PG-13.
When the Universal Pictures studio representative asked what I thought of the movie, I told him that I thought I was going to have a stroke and that I was so lucky the girl next to me laughed as loud as I did. He replied, “everyone was laughing.” They were; the room was roaring with laughter for the entire run of the film! The stand-up routine is full of so many funny and animated stories about Kevin’s kids, his “lady,” his dad, and his friends, all prefaced with “true story.” Kevin says he doesn’t lie, “unless the truth is not believable!” I don’t want to give away and jokes or punch lines, you have to see this movie for yourself. Please remember it’s rated –R; it’s not for kids and if you get offended by foul language, then it’s not for you. If you are a Kevin Hart fan, the answer to the question, “What Now?” is go buy your tickets! “Kevin Hart: What Now” opens Friday! Don’t miss it! – BMT
P.S. Don’t get up when the credits start rolling, there’s more movie! As always, please let me know what you think. – Beth